Fly-Fishinisms

When we strip we stay fully clothed (thanks God).
 
Stripping basket - trash can with holes

Vibram - rubber

Dinsmore - new element on periodic table

Bead - snagging

Egg - fly fishing

 
survival food=milky ways and snickers bars.
 
The fish weren't feeding = couldn't figure them out

Wading staff = stick

Bamboo fly rod = stick

Moved a few on nymphs = fish taking your fly but you miss them because you're unwrapping your line from around your reel handle

Greenie Weenie = junk fly

Greenie Weenie = too lazy to try other pattern

Greenie Weenie = San Juan Worm

Nympher = person that just has to catch fish or the day is a total loss

Nympher = guy that likes to stand in one riff for HOURS

Nympher = guy that can't cast good enough to use dries

Fist time boater = guy that snaps a loomis rod with oar
 
brownlining- trying to justify the use of a fly rod specifically for for "junk fish" when spinning or casting gear would be more appropriate.

"junk fish"- anything other than a trout to the snob, or anything other than the intended species for the warm water fisherman.
 
carp = river bonefish
 
water was too low - the fish keep spotting my indicator and are now spooked
 
According to my dad:

Fly fisherman = water whipper.

Dry fly fishing = whipping water into a froth.
 
Rod_Hertzer wrote:
carp = river bonefish

Please, that's "golden bonefish."

That might be one of the most ridiculous things, actually.

 
they were short striking streamers="short" strikers.
 
line mend-cure for a bad cast
branch water-feeder stream
Branch Water- Jack's mixer of choice
rolling rock-usual cause of a dunking
fishermans lounge- tailgate of a PU
PAFF- hangout of great flyfishermen
 
Give a man a fish and you've given him a dinner,

but teach a man to (fly) fish and he'll be late for dinner.
 
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