How old are your kids, if you have em?I guess I get the "gotta be able to jump out of the car and be on the water in two seconds thing," but to me fishing isn't a race so taking a few seconds to string up my rod gives me time to have another beer. 😉
When we fished on water that had dirt roads connecting stretches we'd put the rods under the wipers also. Never had a problem unless I forgot to bring them back to the campsite and the wind would blow them sideways at night. Who knew wipers weren't the ideal rod holder...My buddy had a Westfalia. When moving up and down the river he'd tuck the reel just under his wipers and let the rod lie on the windshield pointing upward. Looked like a caterpillar with big antennas going down the road.