gfen wrote:
JohnnyUtah wrote:
Gfen- You seem to think fish think like humans. Its quite funny to read your "fish thoughts". While to a human they are logical to a trout they "huh!" There brain is the size of a pea with a iq of 7.
No, actually I don't anthromorphize fish. They have brains the size of peas, but those peas are devoted to three things: Sex, food, shelter.
Since they don't have to worry about taxes or effing off at work (hey there!), they pretty much get to focus everything on those core three things. Then lumbering man comes along and thinks to themselves, "I'm going to outwit that fish." Man spends hours trying to analyze sensory input, run it past Chaos Theory and a little chicken blood thrown on top before they come up with some convouluted theory.
When all they really had to do was poke the fish's lizard brain and say, "see this big black thing? its moving away from you fast, react as the over 9000 years of instinctual learning have forced your ancestors to unerringly do, open mouth and insert be it anger boredom or hunger GO!"
Sometimes letting it hang casually works, and sometimes ripping it past their face works. You're smart enough to understand that.