"When someone says.......... "Excuse me, Sir, but your "fly" is open!" and you start patting all your pockets, looking for an errant fly box.
"Your boss, easily talks you into working an extra shift, because he knows your passion and calls it "pulling a double haul".
"You can't stand the man, but you still fish with your doctor, or, dentist, on occasion,because of all the cool specialty tying tools he gives you free".
"You think, you're superior, because you won't believe that a San Juan Worm and Strike Indicator...............isn't the same as a plastic worm and a bobber.
"You carry a complete "Road Kill Retriever Kit" in your car at all times".
"You're responsible for causing at least, ten major highway pile ups, when suddenly breaking for something dead, along the side of the road".
"Your wife blames YOU, every time guests find marabou, floating in their coffee, or stuck to their dinner napkin".
"Your closest non-fishing friends, are a turkey farmer, a chicken farmer and a guy that raises peacocks and Ginnie Hens, for a hobby."
"You're completely baffled, when your wife blows her cool, just because when she drove to the store....... the car seat was wet".
"You can recite, a minimum, of 103 different insect names in Latin, but you don't have a CLUE.....as to what "E Pluribus Unum" means".
