Some of the better ones I've seen....
4 out of 5 voices in my head say GO FOR IT!
I have good brakes, do you have GOOD insurance?
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.
If you drink, don't park, accidents cause people.
If you're rich, I'm single.
Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive!
I thought I was indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.
Work harder! Millions on welfare depend on you.