This is all in fun, so don't take it personal
but I thought this was pretty funny
Bud Light Salutes Notre Dame
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional,
Irrational Notre Dame
football Fan....
Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you
try to justify your
absurdly high pre-season ranking.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number one??
Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at
damage control when the
Irish lose to yet another grossly inferior opponent.
Backup singer: Charlie's headset was broken!
Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and
boast of championships
won 20 years before you were born.
Backup singer: We wore leather helmets!!
Announcer: You will point out that you have more
heisman winners than any
other program, as though that is relevant to the
current season.
Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880ssssss!
Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to Boston
College in the regular
season for the 6th consecutive time in a row...
Backup singer: BC has better Christians!!
Announcer: And continue to believe that you'll
actually win a bowl game
some time this century.
Backup singer: We're O for the 2000's!!!
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh
Emperor of Excuses, and
take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the
top 25, you'll be
back to number three when the pre-season polls come
out next year.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational and
Hopelessly Pathetic Irish
Fannnnnnn!